Quotes

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  • "This is about more then just about you! This is about more then all of us! This is about ME!" (Accepting award for best match for TLC III, along with all other participants, at the 10th Anniversary of RAW.)

  • "Kurt Angle, you want to talk about apologies I have a couple of apologies myself. First of all I want to apologize to all of the Jerichoholics for having to listen to another one of your boring, long-winded speeches. Secondly I want to apologize to Stephanie McMahon Helmsley, actually I don't want to apologize to her. But she is a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding trash bag tramp. And lastly I want to apologize to HHH for putting him through a table last week on Smackdown. To be honest I really really enjoyed it and I hope you've picked the splinters out of your ass jerky because I can't wait to do it again!"

  • "Welcome to Raw is Jericho! And all day everybody has been asking me the same question. Y2J, why did you kiss Stephanie McMahon Helmsley last night? Well my response was, have you ever been driving down the highway and you pull over and you see a big nasty piece of road kill on the side of the road? At first you try to ignore it but then your compelled to look at it. And maybe you nudge it with the toe of your shoe. And maybe you take a big branch and start to poke at it. Well last night I took it a step further, last night I kissed the nasty road kill. And believe me, it's something that I never, EVER, want do again! But isn't it appropriate that Kurt Angle became the King of the Ring with the help of the Queen of the filthy, dirty, disgusting, skanky, brutal, bottom feeding, trash bag hoes!!!"

  • "Now you're the Queen of Hardcore, but Movies don't Count!" - to Stephanie

  • "Thank you Stephanie, you're the breast... I mean best!"

  • "So I came out here tonight to apologize. I came to apologize to all the bargain basement sluts and to all the filthy, dirty, most disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding, trash bag hoes....I apologize for even comparing you to the miserable slime ball pig that is Stephanie McMahon Helmsley."

  • "I mean, for you, a SummerSlam is a quickie on a hot August night!" (to Stephanie McMahon before summerslam)

  • "So, go ahead! Unite yourselves! That way you two idiots can get on your horsedrawn carriage, ride into the sunset, and never EVVVVVVERRRR waste the time of Y2J and his Jerichoholics again!"

  • "So Stephanie.. you wanna say let the bodies hit the floor... I would say... let the boobies hit the floor!!!"

  • "Well let's see here, my band Fozzy does rock music and Cena does rap. Rap's not even real music!"

  • "C'MON BABY!!!"

  • "Y2J has an 'I' of his own--I wish that you would shut the hell up." --Jericho to Kurt Angle



    Catchphrases
  • "Will you please...shut - the hell - up?"
  • "Assclown!"
  • "I'm the king of the world"
  • "You filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom-feeding trash bag ho!"
  • "I am the Ayatollah of rock 'n' rolla"
  • "Hit the bricks, Junior."
  • "Let's take a look at the obscenely expensive JERITRON 5000! "
  • "Roll the footage, monkeys!"
  • "Welcome to RAW IS JERICHO!"
  • "...will never...e-e-e-ever...be the same again!"
  • "Jericho is excellence!"'
  • "Don't You Wish You Were Me??!"
  • -"Are you smarter than a Snitsky, Cooking With Goldberg".

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